1. Aries you are the first person at a party to get the crowd going by either escalating a dance battle or getting involved in an actual battle. You ain't shy about it either you'll boldly be like "Yea that was me and ?!?"
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2. Taurus you clumsy mutha- how the hell are you the one who likes to relax and not stress about anything, but also active enough to trip over air ? Explain that to me
3. Gemini y'all got a bad rep at being two-faced, but honestly as long as batman isn't around y'all are good to goooo, cause alll the mayhem that you want you sly devil
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4. Cancer I think ur one of the nicest signs out there or am I confusing that with how emotional you guys are ? I know that makes no sense, but for the cancers that just got upset or flinched thank you for proving my point next
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5.Leos get the fuck off the stage, let the next person perform their act. why are you Hogging all the glory for huh ? Go play with some catnip or something with yo badass
6.Oh I've been waiting for this.VIRGOS.....WHY ARE WE SUCH ASSHOLES LIKE DAMN. I know we solved that person's issues in five different ways, but why should fix them and not us ? make it make sense please
7.Libras please understand that yes it's possible to have a healthy balance in life, but if 50 people are telling you that it's unhealthy please think about it a bit
8.Scorpios please stop thinking of what I'm possible thinking all I asked was "how was your day" not "Did you ever think about dropping dead"
9. Sagittarius if you don't mind, I'm going to quote a great play called Hamilton and that very quote is "~Take a break~"
10. Capricorns you know technically we're best friends I only say technically because if I make a joke, you won't give me enough time to tell you that I'm not really gonna take my life
11. Aquarius go fuck yourself
12.Pisces how was the fall from heaven, was it hard to get back up or did you decide fuck it this is my home now ?
